Trouble Ahead on Lads' Day Out!

Train tickets at the ready the gang of dedicated drinking buddies is all set to descend on the big city for a day out. It’s a rare treat and will be filled with fun, fine ales and food. Oh, and calories.
Progress in the War on Waist has already been slow this week as I was working to a deadline - copywriting commitments and parental taxi duties taking priority over strolls with the dog and the parkrun/ walk. 
Even so, another five pounds managed to trickle off the man mountain.
Hopes are high as the old friends (friends for a long time and long in the tooth) prepare to converge on Auld Reekie from north, west, south and even further south. 
A bunch of old hacks ready to recapture the unique humour of busy newsrooms.
Trouble is, the laughter will be liberally lubricated with beer. The waist warrior can’t help wondering if the calorie counter clicking away at the back of his head will spoil the fun, and the overindulgence halt the man mountains decline. Perhaps the long walks and Edinburgh’s notorious hills between hostelries will compensate for the beer. 
Looks like the waist warrior will have to gird his loins for a tough battle on his return.


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Weighing Up the Pros and Cons

Image
Up and running again, after the latest waddle at the back of the pack on Saturday, man mountain was delighted to have seen his parkrun buddies and looking forward to a dramatic reduction in the heavy burden of the backpack of lard. Time to take that giant step onto the scales. Neatly weighing up the pros and cons of the War on Waist, the pesky scales delivered good news and bad news. First the bad. It looks like those early successes of pounds tumbling from this bulky peak are a thing of the past. Now the good news. Although the rate has slowed, the weight is still coming off. Another four pounds this week. But it felt like a good week and more was expected.  Just goes to show this is a long haul and it’s going to be tough, getting harder not easier. Still, pound for pound, it’s worth keeping up the food fight. Oh, and an unexpected side-effect of the lard reduction programme has shown its ugly face. It would appear that there is a direct correlation between a decline i...
Read more

What a Wild Weekend

Freedom! Brave adventure instructors were keeping the Resident Teenager busy all weekend and the Commander in Chief was away celebrating further academic excellence, leaving Man Mountain and the dog to their own devices. Spoiled for choice, the thumb was poised to start text- pesting friends into a night out - drink, laughter and fast food. But, feeling almost guilty about leaving the four-legged fiend home alone for so long, thoughts turned to enticing friends round to watch 1970s cop shows, eat curry and drink whisky. Decided. Time to get the fire on, the pyjamas on, well it was nearly dark, and the cooker on to create something ‘healthy’ to provide sustenance throughout the weekend. Well , it was a bit wet and windy for hitting the town and I’m saving that whisky. Don’t worry about the hairy fiend - that’s the dog, by the way - he’s happy with top-notch dried food and a little fish mixed in. Baring in mind advice from Brother-in-Law, a real scientist who studied a rea...
Read more

Strictly Dad Dancing

Strictly speaking, the dance floor is no place for man mountain - too fat, too old and way too slow. However, it’s all too easy to transform into John Travolta in the heat of the moment. Just as the nation was tuning in for its first fix of the latest season of Strictly Come Dancing, on BBC 1 on Saturday night, I too was starting to strut my stuff. Weddings are fun for all but full of temptation. Feeling guilty about having been too weak in the face of the delicious delights of the help-yourself (to as much as you want) buffet and full of bravado thanks to a few glasses of vin rouge, the dance floor seemed the perfect place to boogie away any excesses. Accompanied by the leader of the War on Waist back-up brigade, gigantasaurus stepped into the multi-coloured disco spotlight and busted his best moves - hoping to bust a gut in the process. Unfortunately, the teenager in residence soon burst the big lad’s dad-dancing bubble. Far from being infectious, the lard luggers disco feve...
Read more